A Treatise On Poor Taste, pt 2

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Delora’s (out of) The Closet by Delora Starbrook, Haven Designs Hi folks.  I have a donut and a glass of delicious vanilla soymilk as I write this, as well as a heavy dose of pain medication… so if my second installment of things I hate seems a little less vicious than last week’s, I’m sorry. [...]

A Treatise on Poor Taste

Delora’s (out of) the Closet by Delora Starbrook, Haven Designs Alright folks, listen up.  It’s been a week since I announced I quit smoking, and very few of you have bothered to take me up on my blogger challenge… Of course, if you have and didn’t already let me know, I’d love to see it. [...]

Delora’s Blogger Challenge.

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Delora’s (out of) the Closet by Delora Starbrook, Haven Designs Good afternoon, SCD readers and haters.  I come to you today a changed woman. I have done soul searching and budgeting, bumming and whining, and finally realized that I, the person you know as Delora Starbrook, have to quit smoking out there in the real world. [...]

Turkey and Copybot. Happy Thanksgiving from SCD.

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Happy Thanksgiving, a day in advance, folks. I’m forgoing my normal attitude and goofy jokes today after what I just dealt with while purchasing a turkey avatar to take pictures of for this blog post.  There will still be pictures of the turkey today, but I have a story to tell first. I strolled into [...]

Delora is full of evil and doom. Srsly.

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Delora’s (out of) the Closet by Delora Starbrook, Haven Designs I haven’t been around much lately.  The real world has been full of fail and hate and doom, sort of like most of the virtual world we spend so much time in.  But without this virtual world, I wouldn’t be able to satisfy my secret [...]

My Demonic Cow PWNS Your ARC.

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Delora’s (out of) The Closet by Delora Starbrook, Haven Designs This is an example of what you don’t wear to skin fair.  Or hair fair.  Or any crowded event that you actually want to move during. Fuck ARC anyway.  It’s a myth.  I’m allowed to be a giant demonic man-cow if I wanna, this is SL [...]

Grandma’s Schoolgirl Griefer!

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Delora’s (out of) The Closet by Delora Starbrook, Haven Designs Once upon a time, long long ago, I got banned eternally from Armidi.  I admit freely that the ban for griefing was not a mistake or error on their part, and I complain about the ban frequently, but am I really missing anything?  It’s doubtful. [...]

FakE. And Feets. And Delora’s idiocy.

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Delora’s out of the Closet by Delora Starbrook, Haven Designs Well hello there, my loyal fans!  Did you miss me?  I know I’ve been missing off the blog for a few weeks, but I had that stupid real life thing going on that was hurting my soul and causing me to not have any time [...]

Star Wars!

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Delora’s (out of) the Closet by Delora Starbrook, Haven Designs Obi-wan-Delora is my name, and I wear blue because I think it’s a great color, not because I have a reason to do so.  And this is my story.

Hello, I’m a Gorean.

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Delora’s (out of) the Closet by Delora Starbrook, Haven Designs Yes, I actually am a Gorean, believe it or not.  Not all of us are absolute stick-up-the-butt freaks of nature.  Not all Gorean females wear silks, either.  I don’t normally wear them, but I’m going to make an exception today.  For you. And yes, there [...]

Sexytime!

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Delora’s (out of) the Closet By Delora Starbrook, Haven Designs I’m going to get mostly naked. If you’re at work, go look at something else. If you don’t wanna see me in next to nothing, go look at something else.  For the rest of you perverted masses of people, THERE ARE SEXY PICTURES BEHIND THE [...]

Oh, the things I put in my mouth…

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Delora’s (out of) the Closet By Delora Starbrook, Haven Designs I like to put things in my mouth.  Not those things, you pervert.  (Though, if you’re hot, hit me up in-world.  Maybe we can work something out.) I’m talking about things like… oh… watermelon.

Fantasy Fun with Delora!

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Delora’s (out of) the Closet – Week five By Delora Starbrook, Haven Designs Tenshi got mad at me for my photo quality the last couple of weeks.  I hate to say it, but my video card is starting to go, and I get unreliable results from snapshots at times.  Thankfully, this week, my images turned [...]

Delora goes Steampunk! (And pale skinned, wtf?)

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Delora’s (out of) the Closet – Week 4 By Delora Starbrook, Haven Designs I say, let them eat cake!  OFF OF MY DAMN HEAD. Come and get it, folks!

Delora’s Sick Day

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Delora’s (out of) The Closet – Week 3 By Delora Starbrook, Haven Designs What the hell do you mean, I have to wake up now?  I don’t feel well and I am NOT writing some stupid fashion post this week.  Yes, you can bring me a cup of coffee and my pajamas.  No, I didn’t [...]

Delora Goes Zombie Hunting!

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Delora’s (out of) The Closet – Week Two By Delora Starbrook, Haven Designs I heard a rumor that zombies live in the forest.  And there’s nothing more fun than getting out my trusty shotgun and going zombie hunting!

Welcome to Delora’s Fishbowl!

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Delora’s (out of the) Closet – Week One. By: Delora Starbrook, of Haven Designs. Hello, friendly dramaqueens Shopping Cart Disco readers!  Tenshi was stupid enough to hand me the ability to write in here, so I’m going to warn you OH SHIT STOP READING NOW introduce myself in as few words as possible and get on [...]

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