Vic the Dick

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Meet Vic, who happens to be a dick.

Dear Lauren Neutron… Week 8

Hi kids! Got a few great letters this week, and one really big long one that I’ll save til the end what with it being so big and long. It’s worth reading though, so go get a coffee and get comfortable. Can I just say how glad I am that SL hasn’t gone batshit crazy [...]

Dear Lauren Neutron… Week 7

Hey kids! You guys are getting slack with the questions. I feel it’s my duty to complain about that a little bit. With that said, thanks for all your positive comments about this column so far! Tenshi only beats me with a shoe now, instead of the belt. If you would like to fix the [...]

Dear Lauren Neutron… Week 6

Hey boys and girls! I was away for Christmas last week, sorry. Five days with Grandma asking me why I’m not married yet, and suggesting I poke holes in the boyfriend’s condoms to trap him into a proposal – painful times. It’s ok though, the only think drunker than her was me. Anyway. Happy new [...]

Dear Lauren Neutron… Week 5

Hi kids! Another week, another group of questions for you that I’ll answer. If there are any pressing issues on your mind – from questions about content creator, business management, specific stores or people, personal advice questions, or frankly anything that ends in a ? – I’ll do my best to answer them for you. [...]

Dear Lauren Neutron… Week 4

Hi boys and girls! Wow, last week was a fun one. I can’t promise the same level of LOL in this week’s little group of letters, but the content is all down to you – if there’s a burning question in your mind, all you have to do is let me know. I’ll answer anything [...]

Dear Lauren Neutron… Week 3

Hey boys and girls! It’s Dear Lauren time – not so many questions this week but oh wow, you sure are bitchy. I like it though. Here’s how you can get your questions in for next week – keep it anonymous if you like, and drop a notecard from an alt to Lauren Neutron, email [...]

Dear Lauren Neutron… Week 2

Hi kids! Get syph! Only joking… Thanks for the great response to last week’s column, and we’ve got some good questions this week too. I knew it wouldn’t take long before the “Hey, whose alt are you?” questions started… To clarify, I am not Tenshi, or any current or past SCD bloggers. I’m new! Don’t [...]

Dear Lauren Neutron… Week 1

*taps the mic* Hello, SCD! My name is Lauren Neutron and your scandalous leader, Tenshi Vielle, has granted me the privilege of a new-ish column here. The concept borrows a lot of the old Dear Dancien column that you may remember, except I’ll tell you to die in a fire or get syph a LOT [...]

Dancien goes to Hair Fair (Image Intensive)

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Hi folks! Dancien Graves here with another Thursday post. Now, before we start..I would like to thank the hair fair organizers for throwing this together and single-handedly bankrupting most of the fashionistas. I picked up many many new hairs and can’t wait for the next Hair Fair where maybe guys won’t get the shaft as [...]

Thank you.

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To all those who have served and are no longer with us. To All those who have served and are still with us. And to those who are still serving. We here at Shopping Cart Disco would like to say two words to you. Thank you.

Dear Okrebecca: A Special Edition of Dear Dancien

Whilst I was away with the plague last week, this little story popped up so I thought maybe somebody needed a special Dancien-style hug in lieu of Dear Dancien this Thursday. Dear Okrebecca Dastardly, You are an idiot. I bounced over to your little blog the other day after hearing that Ivey (of Sn@tch)  pulled [...]

Dear Dancien Episode 4: Sad about the lack of clown porn

And now it’s time for Dear Dancien. DearDancien@gmail.com is the email addy, send your questions about SL related stuff that way and I’ll get them answered. Dear Dancien, I recently changed my avatar to look more to what someone else said he wanted. Now he wont talk to me. I feel rejected and upset. I [...]

Dear Dancien Episode 3: Love Hurts

First, let me wish you an early Happy Valentine’s Day. Or I like to call it “The bullshit hallmark holiday that highlights what people in love should be doing year round day”. Now then, some of you (read: most of you) forgot the email deadline. Which is Midnight CST on Wednesday. Emails are to be [...]

Dear Dancien Episode 2: Napalm Sticks to Kids

Good Morning Internet! It’s Thursday, which means it’s time for “Dear Dancien”. In which, you send me emails and I answer them.  There was quite a bit of drama (read OMG I HATE YOU) comments in the last one, which humored me to no end. So with that I will just say, if you don’t [...]

Dear Dancien: Episode 1 “The Search For Coffee”

Good morning fellow internet entities. Dancien here with the first installment of the “Dear Dancien” column. Apparently, some of you (read: most of you) forgot or didn’t get how this works. You send me an email at DearDancien@gmail.com and then I answer your question in this here blog thingy. You are forgiven….this time. But, I [...]

Debut: Dear Dancien

Yes, folks. For those who lack in the common sense department and just don’t know when to give up, there is hope. His name is Dancien Graves. Thursdays will be “Dear Dancien” day here at SCD, and Dancien will answer your most pressing questions from the SL sphere. From “Why doesn’t he like me?” to [...]

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