LL Stands Up; Trips Again

Poor Linden Lab. I feel like they’re the kid in math class who unsuspectingly had his shoes tied together and has just made a valiant attempt to stand up, only to fall flat on his face. (And this trick worked yesterday on the poor bastard!)

Seriously though…. remember Linden Lab’s Content Management Roadmap, from August 4th, 2009? Where they said they’d work hard at being more efficient for us, even going as far as to delete particular items that we DMCA by the offending creator’s name?

Lies. Or at least, so far… and as I write this, it’s more than two months later… but maybe I’m getting ahead of myself here. Let’s start with the baby steps.

XStreet Cleanup. Around August 14, 2009, Linden Lab promised to begin cleaning up XStreet of Branded Items that the creators had no right to be selling. All those Louis Vuitton, Hello Kitty, Superman, and Gucci items come to mind. Heck, they already made a pose creator clean up her entire stock by taking out all the celebrity names that inspired them. (I say inspired because, as of right now, I’m pretty sure you can’t copyright human body movements.)

Let’s take a peek at XStreet right now.

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HOW CAN YOU MISS THAT? “GUCCI GUCCI GUCCI BANDANA” … gah!!!

To be fair, these listings may be quite new to XStreet, but from what I’ve been hearing LL has basically taken a “See No Evil” approach to handling things now. In fact, rumor has it if you try to file a ticket with Linden Lab about infringing content on XStreet, a URL via email is not enough – they want you to mail hard copies of URLs to their front door in San Francisco!

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Oh yay! Now I can SLEEP on Louis! … a life dream fulfilled. (gag.)

Of course, we won’t even talk about how while these items are still on XStreet, LL is still pocketing cash from their sale – 5% of each sale apparently goes straight back to Linden Lab. And then if we consider upload fees, tier, and sales in-world… there’s a whole lotta profiteering going on. Yes. I did just say “profiteering”.

Let’s say there are 1,000 XStreet SL sellers. I don’t have a better number because, apparently, neither the original XStreet owners nor LL have been egotistical enough to release numbers as bragging rights. Now, let’s say each of those 1,000 sellers makes $3,000L weekly. I think that’s a fair figure – possibly even baseline.

The math: 1000×3000=3,000,000L. 3,000,000x.05=$150,000. Linden Lab makes $150,000L off of those sellers each week. 12 months in a year, so… 7,200,000L each year simply from XStreet listings, which equates to over $22,000 USD a year at sell price. At buy price, it’s more like $28,000USD. XStreet has been owned by Linden Lab for less than 12 months. Let’s just pretend that half that income is due to copyright violation items. I’ll bet Louis Vuitton’s legal team would love to hear about it. (Hell, Louis already won a few of these cases.)

I digress. I tried to report the items I found, but got this fun error:

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Whatever. See no evil, can’t get sued… isn’t that how it goes?

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