It’s happened. The Emerald Viewer has become so large that the Lindens are meeting with them to offer input and work with them, sharing ideas and implementation strategies, according to Arabella Steadham at her blog.
The meetings include:
A random selection of various Emerald Viewer developers, vigorously discussing the pros and cons of Very Important Things
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It’s very nice to see the meetings are no longer secret knowledge and the rest of you might know this is going on as well. Prokofy is probably shitting herself right now.


I hope that LL doesn’t provide their input, otherwise we get another stagnant and lame viewer like the one LL puts out.
The best part about open source client code is that there’s always someone who will do it BETTER.
You can say that any day of the week and it’s almost certainly going to be true, but yeah I’m sure she’s completely fucking apoplectic right now
It’s one of those “broad side of the barn” type comments that hold a dear place in my heart.
At this moment, I’m really hoping to hell that emerald doesn’t team up with LL… I’m not smelling anything promising coming out of this meet.
The day before jiggly boobs almost no one used it. In the following weeks now everyone, everywhere you go has a green tag. This indicates that if LL added jiggly boobs to the release viewer it would probably go back to normal with most people on the official viewer. Maybe the Emerald team might be able to get the lab to open their eyes and pull their fingers out of their ears long enough to realize this.
I was using Emerald before the jiggly boobs, even before it was a workaround, and I thought I was late to the “I <3 Emerald Viewer" party. Seemed like a lot of were using it before that, and enjoying the viewer even without jiggles.
Not even. Emerald was super popular way before the jiggly boobs.
Kind of scares me that people get off on pixel boobs.
Popular but not by any means mainstream. Jiggly boobs put it on the map and the week after that feature came out the user base exploded well beyond the initial loyal users. The great majority of SL users had never even heard of it prior to that release.
If it is good LL will insert dicklet and fuck it up.
I surmise Kingdon is very upset that his cherry contract he awarded to his golf pals to build a new viewer (that is apparently worthless) is for naught since it is pretty obvious nobody in their right minds would keep using it as soon as they saw a decent viewer.
That and the whole thing with encrypted IMs pissed off LL. They do so like to read all the pervy stuff going on and see what all their in world alt’s business competition is up to.
Prokofy no longer uses emerald because “she saw fatty kidd using it and trouble always follows him”. Which is of course, untrue. Horrible Club Music follows him wherever he goes.
I think I side with Ai…thinking about the whole xstreet escapade… I think Emerald shouldn’t team up just yet.
For a minute I saw this headline and got all excited because I thought it was about ME!
WOOT!
I heard about this awhile ago. Not a good thing. Judging from LLs track record they win gold for fucking good things up. They have 0 understanding of what users really want and need.
well… tbh it makes sense. What happened to the new “2009 viewer” from LL???? … Lack of news speaks volumes.
Great. So now LL can fuck up Emerald too?
I used Emerald during their first release and remember when it was hush hush back then between users. I don’t think LL can help the Modular team maybe they can help LL not suck on viewer releases. I just hope that LL doesn’t try to tinker with Emeralds options.
I never used Emerald and never will, it’s a criminal viewer.
I’m not “shitting myself” because weeks ago, I heard Fractured Crystal brag in the Concierge group over and over that he was “in talks” with the Lindens and “Cyn Linden” was the only one not getting with the Emerald program. Er, too bad, so sad, because Cyn Linden is the VP of customer service, and she trumps the little script kiddies-turned-Linden that make up the little Emerald pals.
I have a feeling the light at the end of this tunnel is a train coming, because Emerald will not comply with LL guidelines, LL will not be thrown, despite their hippie technocommunist licentiousness, and Emerald will have to yield.
It’s going to be fun to watch. Watch for a defanged Emerald viewer coming soon to a sim near you.
Shut up Prokofy.
[To all others reading this besides Prokofy, my apologies if I upset you in any possible shape, form, or manner. I will attempt to refrain from swearing, unlike Prokofy]
You misinformed buffoon. You worthless blight on the SecondLife landscape. It blows me away how incredibly stupid you are. What meaning do you expect your delusional self important statements of unknowing and inexperienced opinion to have with anyone in the known universe with at least two brain cells to rub together? You are a fool, the laughingstock of all of SecondLife and beyond. Your life as all see it is a monument to falderal and lunacy. The only thing worse then your apparent lack of being able to come up with sound judgment is your disgusting conduct and lack of common courtesy. You are evil, noxious, and revolting in your words. The things you say are unproductive, pointless, and nugatory to any community you claim to be part of or speak to. You misguide the ignorant to act as minions to your lunacy serving your seemingly inherent desire for attention. You and everything about you is by far the worst thing that ever happened to SecondLife. The constant lies, calumny, and unwarranted disparagement you bombard anything or anyone you do not fully comprehend.
Prokofy, just in case this never got through your thick skull, let us make it a little simpler:
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HEY IDIOT! You are NO BETTER then the jerks you are SOOOO angry about that wrote “BAN PROK” on the front of Linden Labs. YOU, Prokofy, have been doing the very same things to other people for years! On your blog, in your comments, at your meetings….YOU HAVE EFFECTIVELY BEEN SAYING THE SAME THING AS YOUR SO CALLED GRIEFERS ABOUT EVERYONE YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND, DO NOT LIKE, OR JUST DECIDED TO PICK ON. For years you have effectively been saying “Ban/Chastise/Ostracize/Ridicule (insert name of person Prokofy doesn’t like this week)” over and over. You Prokofy are a bully, and a leader of bullies. You cried so bad when someone chalked a joke on a wall about you but when all is said and done you’ve done far more damage to yourself in your disgusting attempts to bully others. PROKOFY YOU ARE OF NO USE TO ANYONE IN SECONDLIFE.
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Really it would be kind of nice if Linden Labs for whatever reason decided to take the joke chalked on their building seriously. SO YOU THE BULLY CAN HAVE A TASTE OF YOUR OWN MEDICINE.
So yes, SHUT UP PROKOFY. Until you become informed/knowledgeable/educated about the topic of discussion sit in your corner and SHUT UP. Until you do something to positively push SecondLife forward SHUT UP. Until you do something profound to help others like the developers of Emerald, all those people that help new residents of SecondLife, or any of the other positive things in SecondLife you try to tear down… SHUT UP.
To those that make every effort to make SecondLife or even peoples first lives better… Thank you, from the bottom of my heart, thank you {giant e-hug}.
awesome.
“Cyn Linden was the only one not getting with the Emerald program.”
nobody said that lol. are the voices talking to you again? poor thing
Which feature is criminal?
what’s so bad about being a hippie technocommunist anyway?
Amazing that everyone loves Emerald…yet 3 of their coders on the team have developed malicious SL client viewers….ones that had the ability to Copybot
Fractured Crystal
Previously: Jcool410, perma-banned
Malicious Viewer: Vlife (closed source predecessor to emerald, sold for USD$250)
Lonely Bluebird
Previously: phox, perma-banned
Malicious Viewer: phox sl
Luminous Luminos
Previously: Cryogenic, perma-banned
Malicious Viewer: cryolife
…and you trust these Script-Kiddies with Emerald Life viewer? Rofl
I dont like Emerald viewer, it slows down my sl experience much. With LL viewer i have no such problems.
Viewers are dangerous … except for the LL viewer, people can secretly steal your second-life passwords (and possessions) with custom viewers.
To be on the safe side, use a proxy.
http://metadventures.blogspot.com/ : home of the best Second Life proxy ever written.