Hello Boys and Girls, there will be a fashion post shortly following this so stay tuned (if you want you know…with my T-rex arms and all). However, somebody just made a little blip on my radar.
Everybody! Meet Vic Zuzu. Vic here is starting to become well known in Second Life due to him being the “voice of male fashion in SL” and all. But Vic appears to have a problem. You see, folks. Vic here couldn’t dress his way out of a wet paper bag. The following post is going to show you why. Here’s a hint. Dressing like a coked out showgirl from the worst show in Vegas will not help.
No this one is too easy. Let’s look for something better.
This picture is titled “Future” because apparently in the future Vic the Dick thinks we penis toting humans are going to be sporting fringe shirts, leather capris, and…..neon green flip flops? Wait, hold the fucking phone here. First, Nice matching your facial hair to your hair buddy! I see a blonde dude with dark brown/black facial hair and you know what I think? Douchebag. Also, Capris? Come on man! Let’s move on shall we?
What? No really. What? Were you like “Hey, I got this great idea. I am going to be hot fucking shit if I take this prim bowl, slap a hair texture on it and then place it on my head! People will call me avant garde!” Girl…no. Also, the earring? Do you know who wore earrings like that? Dudes with tight frayed jeans, rock concert tshirts, and feathered hair. They also had a van that passed out free candy. Go you!
Miami Vice was butt raped by Vic Zuzu. Somebody call the goddamn police! STOP WITH THE MURSES!! Men do not carry purses!! We have backpacks and messenger bags or….dare I say it Fucking Pockets!
Skin tight shiny pants…..check…..striped earthtone sweater…..check…..scarf….check……boots tucked into your pants with fringe…..check…..fake blonde hair…..check….pink sunglasses….check. Yo Vic, the girls at the Dallas Galleria called. They want their goddamn look back.
This is Vic’s goth look. Goth….look…….Goth…goddamn look…..man fuck yo couch
You went from Murse to Tote…..with boots that……Like words…I don’t even have words right now.
FASHION MULLET!!!! FASHION MULLET!!!!!!!!!!
I’m going to stop there. Because well, I can’t stop laughing and it’s becoming harder to type. The moral of the story is this. You’re a fucking dick Vic Zuzu. You are a typical glorified snapshot taker who paid too much for a modeling class and now their your the hottest shit since sliced bread. Newsflash, you’re not. As far as your blog being “All you wanted to know about men fashion in SL”? Yes, you are correct. You are a fashion don’t. A fucking bane upon male fashion in Second Life because they’ll see your blog and people will think we like that shit.
Also, Brinks Lemmon said no to you due to you being a homophobic dick. That is like Mussolini saying to Hitler “No you can’t come over because you’re a meanie head”.
And posting pictures from other people’s blogs without permission isn’t cool. I mean, I guess you can do it but it’s a dick move. I did it today to show you how it felt, but you’ll probably missing that point. All Tenshi did was quote you. And for those of you at home. I am not defending Tenshi, that particular patch of hell has not frozen over yet.
Done.
About Dancien
Actually, when you use his photos, you actually credit him for the photo. He, on the other hand, just uses the photo without any credit for who took it.
and like, actually, I got this, you know, eerm, actually accent transplant from somewhere, like you know.
I can’t tell if that’s aimed at me. I use like etc etc alot. Holdovers from growing up in SoCal
no, its’ from me using actually twice in one sentence
Like, go SoCal!
peanut head, peanut head, PEANUT HEAD
I’m Vic Zuzu
…his misproportioned body with the freakishly tiny hands and weirdly huge legs really gives me the heebies…and also, all along, I thought he was the “voice of gay male fashion” … meep
This post really made me laugh out loud.
I’ve been reading this guy’s blog for a little while now because, well, douchebaggery is entertaining to me.
His picture style is a blatant rip-off of Bronson Twine’s blog which demonstrates a total lack of originality and imagination and yet, he has no problem ripping on other people’s blogs with his requests that you “please work on your picture quality.”
Oh, and that “interview” he held with a model… that’s all him. Read the verbiage closely. That “model” is HIM. People bought into it anyway… seemingly sending one agency owner on a witch hunt for this model’s head on a platter.
I can see exactly what he’s doing here. I’m not sure WHY he’s doing it, but I see it.
Bwahahahaahjahahahaha. poor Vic Zuzu his closet door is bolted shut and he can’t get out
Cartoon Kids called, they want their baby hands back!
ahaha Hail King of the Douches!
Seriously, there needs to be a Daily Douche pg, it’s not just fugly fems out there!
I don’t think I’ve ever commented on this blog before…but holy poop-on-a-stick. I dress better than this…um…alleged dude, and 90% of the time I’m wearing my black Blaze double-breasted power suit with red tie and black D2TK wingtips. Sure, it makes me look like a politician, and it’s a bit dated by now, but the true classics never go out of style.
This left a mark……………. I was laughing so hard at this I couldn’t catch my breath. My wife thought I was seizing up.
The Miami Vice line deserves an award…………..
I’ve never seen anyone with pearl piercings through their hips before (refer Le Cirque pic). He’s managed to give himself a pearl necklace….clever dick.
HAHAHAHA.
ROTFLLLMFAOOOOOO ty ty ty Cookie for posting this <3 made me laugh
I'm seriously looking forward to his next post..Vic zuzu is my live entertainment hahaha
I do think Vic is rocking the hardest satire on the grid. Because no man can carry that many purses with sincerity. GAY MEN CARRY LESS PURSES. Actually, I don’t think I ever saw a gay man carry a purse. What men carry purses? Russians? Do Russian men carry purses? That’s what I learned from Vic Zuzu’s blog. That Russian men carry purses. Perhaps because it’s so cold there they carry food along with them to keep up their strength? Like those fancy purses are full of bread and cheese….
Also, that he Vic doesn’t have the balls to either credit the picture or post my comment requesting he remove it.
/me looks closer at his showgirl picture. No, I don’t actually see any balls. I’m right.
You’ve made him all pouty…don’t you feel just terrible? And apparently you’re also gay and mentally ill. Surprise!
Man my girl is gonna be so pissed off to find out about the gay part.
I know it’s hard to find blond facial hair skins, but WTF. EW.
whoooooo!..That bitch is MAD at you, Dancien! LOL!..He did a retaliation post! I wanna know when the catfight is gonna be? I’m there!!!!
Tenshi’s post on Vic was funny, but I dont know where this post is getting at? Vic has a bad sense of style, we know that already. Just more publicity for him.
>.<
yet another reason why Lizzie Lexington shouldn’t be allowed anymore alts. This is not pretty.
What a dick! I LOVE THOSE OUTFITS THANKS
I did say no to him cause he is a homophobic dick ! So I don’t get the ” That is like Mussolini saying to Hitler “No you can’t come over because you’re a meanie head ”
Maybe I’m just having a really bad blond moment but I don’t get it lol :/
I just thought his fashion, at the best, sucks so I didn’t really want my blog connected to his.
ALSO he was accusing SCD of taking parts of his blog and posting it together to make a full conversation, but he also did that with the conversation I had with him. I was actually alot nicer than what he made me seem to be.
- Brinks <3 <3 <3
Oh come on now, please don’t stop him. It’s just too damn funny!