Sion Chicken Drama

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What started out as a monster of a shop is about to collapse under the weight of its own drama. The Scion Chicken developer, Sion Zaius, has begun changing the coding in his development, causing many Digital Chicken Farmers much distress.

In case you have no idea what Sion Chickens are, they’re annoying little scripty things that not only crow and chirp all over the place, they breed and even eat – and you have to purchase the food for from from – you guessed it – the developer. The fun part is, you can breed the chickens for special “ancient” eggs, from which determination on what’s ancient and what’s not pretty much just rely on the color of the egg itself. Ancient eggs sell for undeterminable amounts on the Black Chicken Market in SL. (Okay, I made that last part up.)

Oh, yeah – the chickens are also physical, and will die if knocked about, not fed, taken into inventory, fall off the edge of your skybox, etc, etc….

The first major Sion chicken drama was that the Lindens were deleting chickens from Mainland sims because they were too laggy. Not long after, Sion Zaius released a “lagless” (ha!) version of his chickens. This newest development in Chicken Drama revolves around a particular Chicken Mover, a scripted box that is meant to allow chicken farmers to move their precious squawkers around.

This newly programed transfer box was meant to delete all “laggy-scripted” chickens from the previous version. It not only deleted those, it deleted current version, ancients, …. pretty much anything you put in the box, it deleted.

Sion got called out on it by one of his customers:

You have been reported for fraud. People lost thousands of Lindens yesterday b/c of the reboxing panic started when you decided to put out proteggtors that intentionally deleted ancient eggs. Deleting unupdated ones is fine however the batch that deleted everyones ancients regardless of update cost alot of people alot of money when for whatever reason they had to rebox their ancient eggs they bought and they poofed.

You didn’t inform anyone of this decision as you never send out prior notices of updates. So we had no warning. this is a totally unethical practice. And quite close if not crossing the line of fraud, since all business in SL is real businesses.

I have spoken with my colleges (we are a group of Insurance and Fraud Attorneys) This is pursuable. ANd unless you make amends to all those who lost money yesterday and make a public statement to all chicken owners yourself (not via Shammy) This matter will be pursued in the RL legal system.

Aeryn Rau.

His response?

“sionChicken food set for breeders: Message of the Day: All sales of SionLabs will be stopped at 00:00 until Aeryn Rau has apologized for attempting to blackmail Sion Labs.”

YAYYYYY Professional responses FTW! With much Linden Dollar comes great responsibility, my friend!

If you want to keep up with more Sion Chicken Drama, click over here: http://ohmydarlinclementine.wordpress.com/2009/07/29/chicken-drama/

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