A visit to Yahoo Answers always brings us such quality questions like, “Why are there school?”, “My girlfriend is a pregnant virgin! HELP!” and “When I talk to girls on Facebook, why don’t they answer me back?”
Second Life Blogs have now brought us: “Is My Avatar Really Impregnated?!”
After a rendezvous with a lovely new male friend last night, I received a message that I was just IMPREGNATED by his ON DUTY p*En*s. If I was not taking birth control, I will be pregnant for 9 days, during which I will receive all sorts of helpful hints on taking care of my health and care for the new fetus.
This brings to light a couple of questions…
1) BIRTH CONTROL??? what??? are you serious? Where do I get this? Should I have been taking this all along? Where do I get and how???
2) ON DUTY? Last night was the first I heard of this sort of apparatus; I did some research and am still a bit confused. Is this some sub-culture of SL that I have not yet seen? Do I have to have “special parts” in order for the transaction to “take”.
3) Is my avatar really pregnant? Am I going to be responsible for a virtual child now?  Furthermore, is it going to ruin my figure. I worked very hard to get my avatar looking as good as she does! (I am serious here)
4) Is there a way to um…”not be pregnant” any longer? If not, are there adoption agencies?
Suggestions? Advice? Help? Absolute worst time of the year. This is NOT A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE BY MY COUNT.
-In trouble for 8 more days! Help?
When i want to get away from something or someone i just poof. It is a bit rude but preferrable in my view to brb, phone, someone at the door or other pathetic excuses. Today when i offered to tp someone it was: “I’ve got the iron on.” Is this worth remembering?
The Lulz are just beginning.
Yahoo answers used to be something. But I spend more time going through answers and down thumbing and reporting people for the most idiotic answers rather than providing my own answers. The one time I asked a question I got the most ridiculous answers. It’s a cesspool of shit. And it looks like SL is becoming that as well.
How is pxl babby formed?
When a mummy avatar and a daddy avatar love each other very much…..
It’s like ninja attack baby making! Just when you least expect it, his peen messages you! Thought you were safe with a bj but NO!
Now all the boys will have to wear prim rubbaz.
They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids . they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots
The blogs are beautiful and amazing you take that back!:P
(I laugh every time I sift through them)