Bored today? Try Vic ZuZu!

Alright, seriously, this guy is epic on the scale of Epically Stupid Trolls. Check it:

“I really dont know why they all think that I want to present myself and behave as Best male stylist? ^^ Lets allow Frolic Mills decide who is best in SL! Hehehe. Maybe I wouldnt mention this comment but I was wonder who is that winners – Toky and Roland. Well Toky hasnt any blog or flickr in his profile so I know nothing about his taste or style but ROLAND FORCED ME TO LAUGH! =))) Maybe it was he who wrote that! Sooooo funny! If he is the best stylist in SL now I can understand why many guys looks like him! ^^ Heeeeeey! I remember him, he was my student 2! =)))) I remembered him by this pic on his blog, he came in (sic)

You see? How angry people can be! ^^ No wonder if he spam himself everywhere! =) Even in a nightmare I would never choice this jacket even if it would be Sartoria and Aoharu! Even if it would be Saoharu or Aotoria! ^^ What can I say more?! Jealous and stuck up people everywhere! ^^ As I said before, why he need such classes?! =)

I guess James dont know that there are a lot of guys who are not so skinny and messy! And there are a lot of different styles to use! ^^ Hipster style is good for skinny boys + emo boys when they are yong, untill 19 maybe, because they have nothing to do in that ages. Originally its the style for elite yoth who dont need to have a job for instance so they can afford to look like little boys in their 22 or even 27 because its definitely not the clothes for any enough old and serious guy! Hehe.

If this is it and these is the best stylists in SL I am going to believe I am the English Queen! =))) Where are you guys? Trully best stylists in SL? We need to be closer because we are very few! Hehehehe.”

Yes. “Best Stylists” in SL should get together, and Vic really is the Queen of England. (Engrish) Despite this wonderful egotistical fart of a post, Vic had a post last week that damned pretty much all gay men in Second Life, and said that women can’t style men.

“I so enjoy these responses! I thought they would write something very simple like “it was crap” or “he was adorable”, but as you can see they find the time to write such long responses which I just adore! ^^ I think its a huge success! =) Well I was trying to be professional and not waste my and their time on simple conversations about nothing, but the Dean told me I need to have friendly blabbing with them during the class! ^^ Well ok, I can do that! I do it all the time, so I can do it again and again, especially if they pay for it! ^^ And still I cant just stay out of the comments on these responses! Hehehe.

Student 1 believes I am bad Russian, very bad because my behavior was professional! =) I am so sorry I hadnt put any jokes between the lecture, because you came for them right? ^^ I was so silly when decided to give away some very important information about the manners, behavior, first impression, attitude, nonverbal communications, AO tips, the perception estimation of appearance, literacy of speech, reaction on a praise and criticism, charisma, sense of humor and sense of taste, emotes expression  etc. I was more silly when recommended to read the books and watch nice movies about fashion to feel the atmosphere. And of course I was extremely rude when decided to talk openly with them about usual faux pas in styling. ^^ Yeah! All I needed to do is just some jokes and compliments – you look very nice! Thank you, thank you! ^^ And responses would have been – he said am gorgeous! He is so nice! =)

I can tell that when I needed to tell the truth to students about their outfits I was sweat because I was sure it would sounds rude. But who will tell you the truth if you want to improve your skills if not me especially if I am instructor? I am not here to wasting my time with playing in children garden you know. ^^ As the Dean said it comes from my RL work. ^^ Well I will follow her advice to be more easy going in teaching, because I take it too serious. ^^ No wonder because in RL if you would have such behavior you would not be consider as professional.

I never thought that one earing can offend the gay community of SL. You dont want to wear just one earing? Fine! You want to wear simple shirt and freebie jeans with bad texture from Make Him Over Hunt (MHOH)? Ok! I dont know why you need such classes then if you already know everything about the style.  ^^ Of course gay community handle some (not sure if huge) part in SL fashion scene since male models are gays. Its not about the style. Many people believe that fashion  industry (even in SL) and style are the same definitions! ^^ Believe me its not and you would learn it if would like to attend one of my future classes! ^^ And yeah I dismissed one of the female students because it is styling for men course and it was hard for me to talk about her outfit (I tried though) because I am not into women styling, its not my specification, and still I mentioned that her shoes were fine, but not her outfit in common because of bad textures. It was just an illussion that her shoes were wrong because couple of the students said it, I was not agree. And it become funnier when I sent him IM later and said – thank you for your compliment! I am sorry yesterday I was kinda nervous! – he said its fine and he ENJOYED the class! ^^ They are always so brave behind your back! ^^”

WALLOFHOMOPHOBICSEXISTTEXT, but anyway, I’m linking over to his blog because it’s just so full of lulz. Last week, there were too many lulz for poor Vic to handle, and he password-protected his blog so that no further comments could be made. http://viczuzu.blogspot.com/