Big Mother Truckers

(Dancien was on SL for way too long yesterday building. As a result he is sleep deprived today and will more than likely typo, make grammatical errors, and might even use his Texas accent)

I was cruising through the fashion feeds and what not awhile back and then I had an idea. A thought popped into my brain. And I thought “Man, don’t all these fellas sure look fancy. I wonder if I could make a blog post and not do that”. Then I thought about what’s not been seen on the fashion blogs before and it came to me like the IRS saying “Bitch where’s my money”. Redneck Cowboy Tattooed Truckers. And so here it is.

Now, I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking “But Dan! Fashion Blogs are all about Haute Coutre and looking really pretty and the latest styles!” Well, to you I say “Yeah, but I’m gonna do it anyway”. Note the giant belt buckle. It adds that certain western truckstop peckerguard ambiance. Why because of this belt buckle this dude probably has a pocket full of meth and a bunch of those sex things you get from truckstop restrooms.

I actually found these jeans so many years ago in SL it’s not even funny. (And by so many I mean like maybe 2?). I had not worn them in awhile. But they came with a numerous assortment of belt buckles. And you can not go wrong with belt buckles. Right? Well even so Redneck Biker Trucker Man keeps on Truckin’ and while do whatever he likes inbetween stints in County Jail, the local strip club, and that trailer park where he reigns supreme because he has the best version of “Convoy”.  Rubber Duck was the bomb.

Rubber Duck Redneck Trucker Man likes tattoos. So I went to Garden of Ku and got the ones called Rock and Beers. Because he likes rock, and could not live without beer. I am actually hiding a lot of the tattoo details for several reasons. 1: I’m a dick 2: Rubber Duck Redneck Trucker Man wears shirts and 3: I’d be like “Hey look I’m a smexy Kid Rock wanna be”.

At lot could be interpreted from this picture. A: I have a wedgie and I’m trying to work it out without picking my ass B: INVISIBLE CHAINSAW! C: I totally learned all my Karate from Kung Fu with David Carradine. All 3 would be wrong. Instead Rubber Duck Redneck Trucker Man is flexing like he saw them fellas on Pro Wrestling do. Ohhhhhh yeah!

And yeah, that concludes the post for today. Tune in next week when I do something else. No clue what. But it will be something, and it will be else.

Dancien is wearing: YOUR MOM (no really read below)

Jeans – Destroyed Jeans – Mantra

Tank – Lightest Tank – Renegade

Flannel – Blue Plaid Muscle Shirt – Jungle Wear

Tattoo – Rock and Beers – Garden of Ku

Bracelets? – Black Ringer – Renegade

Rings – Saint and Sinner Skull Rings - SiniStyle

Necklace – Duality – SiniStyle

Taped Fingers – Sinistyle

Boots – = Cowboy Boots Used Black – [hoorenbeek]

Sunglasses – Spirit – Role Optic

Skin – Thomas SK3 – Belleza

Hair – Ministry (Brown) – Gritty Kitty