SL Secret, Week 55

Welcome to SL Secret, Week 55

1.) (Deleted by request)

+13 more under the cut

2.)

squak

3.)

worriedsecret

4.)

SLsecret-0

5.)

secretkids

6.)

really

7.)

SCDILoveYou

8.)

NIGHTMARE_OMG

9.)

hahahahah

10.)

darwin

11.)

GRIDWIDE_MADNESS

12.)

hahaha

13.)

fairytalesarentreal

14.)

drag

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  1. Darkley says:

    FIRST!

  2. Observer says:

    @2
    that chicken guy bought a rl house with those scion chicken money? DAMN

  3. Monolock says:

    @2
    I don’t think this guy knew how stupid people are when he developed it. One never can plan success in SL with such stuff. But you mentioned all the key words: “how stupid most people are”, “someone will still be dumb enough”. I guess you are such a someone.

  4. Lei says:

    Second! :)

    Humm same old stuff…nothing exciting.
    #5 is the only one that evoked a reaction from me. Gah I can’t stand parents who ignore their children. I see it so much irl.
    SL comes after you take care of your rl ppl! :p

  5. Stein says:

    Well, it’s more interesting than last week. I can never get enough of teddy bears holding roses. Everyone knows that.

  6. GattinaDumpling says:

    I can also relate to #7 because my friends and I also dance to Clapton with candles and teddy bears and roses.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuWSPxMzH0Y

  7. Chance says:

    nr 10?

  8. B says:

    Sion chicken guy… lol

    I love how bitchy these are. It’s fabulous. I hope everyone who they are pointed at realize who they are.

  9. Angry Jeffrey says:

    LOL @ Sion chicken guy secret… that made my day, thanks :)

  10. Angry Jeffrey says:

    #4, I agree, but most of us never had any respect for RightasRain in the first place.

  11. Dusky Jewell says:

    Never was into the chickens, they are so ugly.

    8. You must be trying very hard to keep up a fake persona in public. Secrets like this, make me grateful that my first life is more important, and comfortable.

    9. Stop pissing on everyone’s second life. I mean everyone on here is living out some kind of fantasy. If they want to be “famous” (LOL) let them, if they want to sit at their computer weighing 300lbs, and be a thin model, let them. You shouldn’t peeve yourself out over this shit. Life is too short.

    14. and also a egotistical shit stirrer…heh.

  12. Alabama says:

    2.)720 000 L per week? Yeah right.
    5.) It´s sad that is…
    8.) Haha!

  13. Poppit says:

    Can someone explain No 10? Why is the guy shooting what looks to be Darwin out of his head?

  14. Aisuru Rieko says:

    Hi5 to whoever did #11. That is nothing but a list of the truth.

  15. Pooh says:

    Eric Clapton? Ewwwww

  16. While bitchiness is entertaining, I wish people used this more like Post Secret and less like a cowardly, passive-aggressive way to insult people.

  17. SRS BSNSS says:

    i agree with maegen, boring sl secret is boring. i kinda liked last week’s better

  18. Shamrawk says:

    <3 5 and 6

    Dying to know what 1 was about. Damn me for not getting up early enough to see it.

  19. Stella says:

    Bah..can’t be bothered to list today.

  20. Gidge says:

    I want to know what is on the floor next to the bed in #8 please? It scares me.

  21. Moneypenny says:

    It’s like slippers in a plastic bag?

  22. Blahblahblahwhatever says:

    @ Alabama

    Hm. I believe it. While ugly , those chickens are popular and they have needs or they die. And even when they die you can purchase a reviving shot. So many people have the chickens. They desperately buy food etc for them in hopes of getting a rare egg so they themselves can make money.

    And I hope he paid taxes on his earnings

  23. Skinkie says:

    Re: #10: I’m amazed no-one has heard of The Darwin Awards….well, other than me and the person who submitted #10. Look here –> http://www.darwinawards.com/

    @Gidge – it looks like a vacuum-packed bloodless face to me…. or perhaps I just have a weird imagination…

  24. The bitch is back in town. Very good week.

    #3 – It’s the only way girl. I find “and who said we were friends?” is an effective reply (until they say “you did” and then just fake a seizure).

    #14 – What does the Murder She Wrote Lady have to do with this?

  25. Miss Jay says:

    I hope this “First” and “Second” shit doesn’t last. It’s stupid.

  26. Dusky Jewell says:

    LMAO@Miss Jay…….cosign.

  27. Emerald Wynn says:

    *chucks a bottle of Midol at all the posters and laughs gleefully*

    To No. 2: BISH, I love my chickens! Are you calling me stupid? Why don’t you come over to my chicken coop and say it to my FACE? I’ll sit back and eat popcorn while my gangsta chickens KICK YOUR ASS!

    Yeah, I sold my rare eggs and bought some Stiletto Moooooodys with the profits. A friend of mine just sold hers and used the money to take a (RL) trip to the West Coast. If that’s stupid, well, she’s probably lying on the beach in her dunce cap right now, drinking margaritas and laughing at your SL secret.

    And hell yeah, Sion is a genius — if he really did buy a new house with his chicken profits, good for him. He came up with an innovative idea that intrigued and captivated people. What the hell have YOU done lately??

    Plus, have you seen his 1st Life pic? He’s cute. I’d hit that.

    To No. 6: I know who you are. Quit obsessively stalking the guy’s profile and LET IT GO ALREADY. Get some friggin’ help. You’ve got a permanent seat on the CRAZY TRAIN over a CARTOON HAIRSTYLIST.

    *snatches back that bottle of Midol and chases four with a shot of tequila*

  28. Poppit says:

    Oh! Now I have heard of the Darwin Awards, I’ve even read the first book in the series years ago. But I have no idea why an obscure picture reference is a post secret.

  29. Ann Otoole says:

    New idea!

    Turds.
    Some are rare because they are "polished".
    Polished turds make fine jewelry worth a lot!
    Water them or they dry up and turn to dust.
    Turds are free.
    Turd water is L$500 a quart.

  30. Please delete No 2 concerning the sionChickens. We are all for free speech concerning sionChickens and all, and who-ever made the image is perfectly welcome to say whatever, however they have unfortunately ripped off our blog header image in doing so, which is a bit ironic.

    The Chicken Diaries is a personal blog and we actually enjoy (but are often frustrated by) experimenting with sionChickens and do not want the image creator's opinions associated with our own blog. The Chicken Diaries has no association with sionLabs or sionChickens however, and are not associated to the graphic or opinions expressed in No. 2 of this week's SL Secret.

    Thanks
    PacificBlue Hanly and Aunty Audrie

  31. Kamilah Nemeth says:

    Am I the only that saw #14 and thought omg its the rl Swirly Cyclone????

  32. Kawabunga says:

    12 is probably the surf gear designer who has been in a couple of these already.

  33. I r in yr logs, forwurden dem to Tenshi

  34. Sneeze says:

    #2 – People like fads. Pet rock, Cabbage Patch, beanie babies. People spent thousands in real money for bad dolls and little animals filled with pellets. I say go for it, inventors.
    #3 – You should say this to them in person.
    #4 – Wish you were a BIT more specific.
    #5 – Amen!
    #6 – ROFL
    #7 – ….
    #8 – anti Semitism isn't cool
    #9 – Disagree on the copybot opinion. Stealing isn't right no matter where it happens. Your argument's lame. Also, use spellcheck.
    #10 – ITA but hard to read. Just keep the graphic simpler next time. I especially agree with point #6. But they think that t shirt is the greatest thing since sliced bread and will ream someone over not wanting to spend an hour looking for it.
    #11 – I hope you are not on MY friend's list.
    #12 – Hope he's what he seems.
    #13 – LOLz.

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