Quite possibly the dumbest thing…

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Quite possibly one of the dumber things I’ve heard in a while (and I’ve heard a lot of dumb sh*t today) – what the crap is this? Freebie ban?

Okay. Let’s think about this. Designers who make freebies to drive sales get customers who have been known to, and may occasionally, whine and gripe about freebies. It’s “not enough” this, it “doesn’t have enough” of that, “this sucks”.

So now the response is… to enforce a freebie ban? Which is essentially designers throwing a tantrum and demanding that everyone else join them. Great. Nothing like enforcing the status quo.

Who’s going to enforce this “ban”? The grid police? Are we going to boycott anyone who doesn’t go along with this ban? Did we get a Second Life Designer’s Union I was unaware of?

Secondly, are you SURE freebies are going to collapse the economy? I doubt anything really will until Linden Lab itself shuts its doors. As it stands right now, many places are in an economic recession and even RL companies are giving away free things to drive sales. If I remember correctly, the brand Dr. Pepper recently had some hefty $1 coupons for 1 litre bottles and 16 oz bottles on the same coupon – essentially you only had to pay the tax on the product. I’m sure this really drove up sales for them, since you could essentially buy two for the same price.

And what happens when everyone’s sales start to dive because they aren’t doing a damned thing to bring some traffic in? Freebies bring in traffic. A couple ungrateful whiners are expected from the CUSTOMERS  – not the designers.

Customer:

“Mooooooommm my chicken looks red.”

Designer:

“YOU SHUT UP. YOU’LL EAT IT AND YOU’LL LIKE IT OR THERE WILL BE NO CHICKEN.”

The other side of the coin:

“Oh my god. My chicken isn’t as good as Mrs. Jones. THAT’S IT I’M LEAVING. I’m obviously not good enough. *sob*”

Arrrrrgh.

If you’re that tired of your customers, of designing, and Second Life … go take a break. But don’t demand that everyone else jump off the bridge after you do.

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