Hey boys and girls!
I was away for Christmas last week, sorry. Five days with Grandma asking me why I’m not married yet, and suggesting I poke holes in the boyfriend’s condoms to trap him into a proposal – painful times. It’s ok though, the only think drunker than her was me.
Anyway. Happy new year. Or whatever.
Remember, you can ask me anything – from questions about stores you like, where to find a certain thing, how to get that alt to like you, how to make something, etc etc. Anything your heart desires. Here’s how.
Email me: dear.lauren.neutron@googlemail.com
Drop me a notecard: Lauren Neutron
Dear Lauren,
I own the entire Armidi collection. When are they going to release something new? It’s been a year, and frankly, I’m a little pissy about it. Can you also answer WHY they haven’t done anything? What the hell is going on?
Love & Prayers,
Faggy Fashionista
Oh, Faggy Fashionista, how your name pleases me.
Armidi are an amazing entity. Map them – there will be 20 people there, even though as you rightly say, they haven’t released anything in a year.
In short, I don’t think they are going to release anything new. The creators behind the brand are all focusing on their own brands now. You’re probably wearing some of their stuff. You can have all the Armidi you like – it just won’t be called Armidi anymore.
I loved them too. It’s a sad thing.
Lauren,
What is the difference between honesty and being a bitch?
Smoothie
If you’re saying it about someone else, it’s honesty. If they’re saying it about you, they’re being a bitch.
Bitchy alt blogger,
Why do people care so much about e-fame?
Normal person
Pussy anonymous question asker,
Because they got bullied in high school, are really hideous in real life, have no friends, blah blah blah.
Some people are famous. Some people are infamous.
You just have to remember, we’re all sitting at our computers because we lack something in real life.
Lauren,
I try really hard to make girls like me but nothing I do works, I don’t know if I’m just intolerable or something. I’d really like to know what to do to get to know them. It’s not even that I just want sex, although that would be nice. I can’t even get laid in SL.
Lonely Boy
Lonely Boy,
Stop trying.
Ok, that’s it for this week. Hope you’re all fully recovered from your hangovers. I’ll see you next week!
Lauren
xoxo
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I must say! THANK YOU!! This is the hardest i have laughed in months!!
I think I love you.
lol
Funny, way better than “dear dancien” .. But a lot of misinformation…maybe thats the point, take it with a grain of salt.
I’m open to criticism – what’s misinformed in this post? I’ll happily edit or clarify, and I don’t mind being wrong sometimes.
Thankyou for the compliments!
omg lol…my new fav article.
LOL loved it
My Fav: “You just have to remember, we’re all sitting at our computers because we lack something in real life.”