About Dancien

Dancien (or God-Emperor Fabulous as he is known in his native tongue) is just here to point and laugh and tell you when you’re fucking wrong (which is a lot by the way). He is also waiting for the mothership to come back and pick him up. He enjoys long walks on the beach, critiquing pornography, kicking cute woodland creatures in the balls and most of all, making you cry.
Also: WU TANG CLAN AIN’T NUTHIN TO FUCK WITH

Update on the BOSL/FFL Fiasco

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Thanks to a post on SLUniverse it has been brought to light that apparently there was/is some connection between FFL and the author of the BOSL article that singled out people who did not blog Fashion for Life. In the blog post titled “When Pigs Fly (at Fashion For Life)”  the author (Harper, who is [...]

People being assholes, but for charity!

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I am going to keep this brief. 1: BOSL did an article on their Associated SL Press site that was a “Blogger Wall of Shame” for Fashion for Life. The author was a complete douche canoe and for somebody so “heavily into fashion” he can’t take a fucking picture to save his life. The article [...]

Hey Linden Lab, Fuck you.

(Disclaimer: The views expressed below are probably shared by most of the staff here at Shopping Cart Disco but I can’t say for sure so don’t assume it) Dear Slapnuts, Your shit is still broken assholes. And we’re not talking about new broken shit. We’re talking about shit that has been broken since I’ve started [...]

See this? Stop doing it!

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(Disclaimer: The following viewpoints are this author’s only. They do not reflect the opinions of Shopping Cart Disco, nor are they endorsed by Shopping Cart Disco or the rest of it’s staff unless they tell you so. So if you’re going to lump us all together (and you know exactly who I am talking about) [...]

Star Wars: The Old Republic

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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away….. Episode SWTOR: The New Hope On June 26th 2003 PC Gamers everywhere squealed with joy when Star Wars Galaxies came out. The history of Star Wars as a Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game (MMORPG) goes downhill from there.   Until now that is. On [...]

Vintage Fair for Men Part The First

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So I finally got a chance to head down to the Vintage Fair and was pleasantly surprised by the selection of things for men. Below is one of the outfits I picked up (And a gatcha skybox from there and furniture stuff)   The outfit is called “Teddy Boy” it comes from Starchild Designs and [...]

Cruise Control

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SHINY

Shut it Down

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This is Bananas. It is like I died and I didn’t even know it UN….believable. I’ve died. But I have my sunnies. Totally Shut it Down! This is Gogo’s fault   We are wearing: Skin – Jonas 01 Nougat – LAQ Hair – Iron Blonde 1 – *X*plosion Hair Sunglasses – Advantage II – Role [...]

Long time, No Offense

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Yes I am back…sorta

APB: Reloaded

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How I learned to stop worrying and shoot people in the face…

The Flag

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Well hello everybody. Real life has been taking up almost all of my time so it has been awhile since I have been able to post. However, since it is approaching July 4th I thought I would hop on and address some things. It seems that a great many of you decided to celebrate Independence Day by [...]

Immersion Therapy

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So it was suggested by one Gabby Panacek (yes, blame her) that I get over a certain phobia of mine by becoming that which creeps me the hell out.. You see…ever since I was but a small Cookie of Doom I have had a phobia that could not be explained. Dolls creep me out.. I [...]

Pookie Discusses SL Secrets

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Hello there everybody! Boffo the Clown from The SCD Legal Department has asked me to come talk to you all about rules. And since I am Pookie The SCD Rules Panda…I suppose I am obligated to (Also I was told if I don’t then either Lourdes or Iris will skin me and use me for [...]

Bank Robber

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So, one of the hardest parts of “fashion” blogging for me (besides the taking the spectacularly mediocre pictures) is coming up with Blog post titles. Normally I’ll have a song title in mind when I throw an outfit together..and sometimes the song title comes after I put the outfit together. Such as today. I’ve been [...]

Hugging it Out

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On Hugging It Out..

Remind Me

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It’s that time again…

Bred Out

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There is no more skirting around the issue, Breedables are now one of the main forces in Second Life. But the question is, is that a good thing? I once thought them to be simply harmless distractions, cute little novelty items, and at most a giant lag filled past time I fear they have become [...]

Blue Skies

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Lately I’ve been discontent with Second Life. It’s not that anything has changed it is just that I have kind of reach the point of saturation where I’m like “Well…meh”.  So I decided as a means of giving myself a challenge (read: Migraine) I’d give this whole shadow thing a go. Who designed this crap? [...]

Crap, Dan did a LookBook

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So, I just got my new hard drive and recovered data off the fried one. Unfortunately all my photoshop stuff (brushes, filters, actions, voodoo dolls, dead french hookers…basically all the stuff that made me less crappy at photoshop (yes, I can indeed get worse) went buh bye) so in the meantime…you get one picture.   [...]

Project Oracle

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So for the past several months I have been working on a project. I was inspired by somebody running their mouth about me on plurk  behind a private timeline. And I thought to myself “Well what if I could just see everything”. I was familiar with the code plurk uses and given the theft of [...]

Lackadaisical

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For some reason around this time of year I tend to be more than my fair share of lazy when it comes to Second Life and the internet in general. The weather is starting to turn nice and I’d rather be doing stuff outside like working on my gardens, reading in a hammock, grilling, working [...]

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I am the Walrus

So sue me, I hate coming up with names for my fashion posts. So for those of you who don’t know. The clothing creator for Argrace has split from Argrace and has started their own thing called Airflow. So if you liked the clothing at Argrace you should probably find Airflow instead. That is where [...]

Casual Country

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I actually don’t have much to say today. I was up pretty late last night at an Emilie Autumn concert and for some reason my internal alarm clock is still set to anywhere between 4am and 6am. I’ve been on a pretty casual streak lately as far as second life clothing is concerned. Dressing up [...]

Unfaithful

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I’ve got to tell you, Second Life, for a long time my eye has been wandering. It’s not that I don’t love you, but you’ve not been treating me right lately. Some of your new policies and the over all vibe you’ve been sending makes me worried that one day I’ll wake up next to [...]

Big Brother is Watching (And probably fapping)

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So after last week’s little drama on the prairie I thought maybe I’d slow down this week and not do a Thursday post. However, Kess informed me I had not filled my ‘butthurt quota’ for the month, and far be it from me to ever slack in matters as important as butthurt. “But what to [...]

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