About Dancien

Dancien (or God-Emperor Fabulous as he is known in his native tongue) is just here to point and laugh and tell you when you’re fucking wrong (which is a lot by the way). He is also waiting for the mothership to come back and pick him up. He enjoys long walks on the beach, critiquing pornography, kicking cute woodland creatures in the balls and most of all, making you cry.
Also: WU TANG CLAN AIN’T NUTHIN TO FUCK WITH

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SCD Under New Management

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Folks, what Kess said is true. She is focusing on her RL so as of 9:36am this morning I now own Shopping Cart Disco. The following changes in policy are effective immediately. 1: All comments must be made using your second life name. No more anonymous comments or pseudonyms. There is a zero tolerance policy […]

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SLSecret: Week 280

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Better late than never. Now calm yo tits.   1)   2)    3)    4)    5)     6)      7)     8)    9)    10)    11)      12)      13)    14)    15)    16 )    17)     18)     19 ) […]

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Doing Dirt

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  Been working on expanding the places where I shop. Trying to get out of my comfort zone. I think the only creator here I’ve blogged before is Razor for the shoes and mandala for the jewelry.         Credits Skin - Damon v.b - Tableau Vivant Hair - Darmody - Action Eyes - Stream - Ikon Shirt - V-Neck […]

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The Rules…they are a changing

So we’ve been discussing some possible rules changes in regards to Secrets and some other things. And after speaking with our fearless leader this morning we’ve come to a decision. Starting next week there will be a new rule for SL Secrets. So, starting next week if you want to have a secret removed because […]

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The Farthest Star

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  Fateplay and Fatewear continue to amaze me and thus continue to get my money. Easily one of the best male clothing content creators ever in SL. This outfit comes with a staff, it looks cool but it wasn’t working with what I was trying to do. Special thanks to Vaki for her blog post […]

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Can’t always get what you want

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        Credits Skin - Tyler S4 - Sacred Facial Hair - Tyler Beard 2 - Sacred Hair - Dylan Chocolate - Wasabi Pills Top - Harvard Mesh Top Pink - Apple May Designs Jeans - Jaw Breaker Stone Wash - Razorblade Jacket Shoes - Miles Light - Redgrave Tatto0 - Oktober Manifesto - Garden of Ku Sunglasses - Cateye - GOS Poses by Diesel Works Special thanks to […]

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Tell it to me

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Credits -  Skin - Shawn SK 6 - Belleza Hair - Jack Browns 1 - Truth Shirt - Tshirt Jim Brown - Redgrave Jeans - Jeans Heavy Used Classic Cut - Redgrave Boots - Rider Boots Brown - Redgrave Sunglasses - Aviator – GOS Necklace - Gyatei - Mandala Bracelet/Watch - Sitennoah - Mandala Tattoo - Japan Lights - Garden of Ku Poses - HISpose I think.. Music and title provided by :

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SLSecret Week 248

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1) Removed by request.   2)      3)      4)    5)      6)      7)      8)      9)      10)    11)      12)    13)      14)      16)    17) 

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Ansor Hoorenbeck is a shitty human being.

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Seriously Bro..do you even lift? So there I was, minding my own business after work and being awesome while cruising plurk when I saw this. And I sat there scratching my beard (you are thinking “How does he have a beard? He is Gogo’s alt”) wondering what in the actual fuck. In case you avoid […]

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It’s Springtime For The German Land Holding Group

This is totally going to end well.

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Challenge Issued

So given the latest spat of bitching and moaning about SL Secrets I did a bit of thinking. And I have decided to issue a challenge so here it is: For many months now, without fail Secrets comes out on Sunday. It is shortly followed by a metric fuckton of crying about how we here […]

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SL Secret: Week 227

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1)     2)    3)    4)    5)    6)    7)     8)     9)    

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SLSecret: Week 226

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50 Shades of What the Hell

In which Dancien reviews SL Porn

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SL SECRET: WEEK 207

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1)   2) 3)     4)   5)   6)   7)   8)   9) Removed by Kess.   10)  Removed by Lourdes.   11) 

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Hair Fair for Men Part 1

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I am going to attempt to keep this short and sweet. Overall, I am please with the selection of male hair at Hair Fair this year. Slowly but surely it’s been getting better.   [Colors] 57 (Though the item says 58 in your inventory) Argrace – Straw Fedora Crosby Amacci – Pete

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Generic Fashion Post Title Number A

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  Wearing: Skin - Matthieu Skin Tone C – Entente  Facial Hair – Facial Hair B (Beard Trois) – Entente Hat/Hair – Treasure Hunter Sable – Exile Shirt – Military Shirt Mesh Black – hoorenbeek Pants – Mesh Pants Beige – hoorenbeek Tattoo – Oktober Manifesto Ushuiknik – Garden of Ku Glasses – SCT – GoS […]

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I got your rebuttal right here buddy

It seems we have to do this from time to time. I don’t know exactly why to be honest. I mean, I have theories about it however. Most of them revolve around the fact that a some people involved in Second Life and blogging community have the mental acuity of a toaster oven. We’ve actually been debating […]

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Post Title #12

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Wearing -  Skin - Demetris Natural Beard 02 – no.07 (Not sure if they still are open or make skins) Hair - Magnetic (Sable) – ::Exile:: Eyes – Deep Colors Olive – Insufferable Dastard (Men’s Department) Tshirt – Goonies Never Say Die – Cheeseburger (Are they still open? I went looking but could not find them) Shirt – […]

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Abide

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So I’ve been away from Second Life for awhile. Just felt the need for a break and to recharge my batteries. Also because there is only so much “SL is Broken” a guy can take on a consistent basis. I came back and found out I missed a metric fuckton of shopping. Catching up has […]

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Update on the BOSL/FFL Fiasco

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Thanks to a post on SLUniverse it has been brought to light that apparently there was/is some connection between FFL and the author of the BOSL article that singled out people who did not blog Fashion for Life. In the blog post titled “When Pigs Fly (at Fashion For Life)”  the author (Harper, who is […]

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People being assholes, but for charity!

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I am going to keep this brief. 1: BOSL did an article on their Associated SL Press site that was a “Blogger Wall of Shame” for Fashion for Life. The author was a complete douche canoe and for somebody so “heavily into fashion” he can’t take a fucking picture to save his life. The article […]

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Hey Linden Lab, Fuck you.

(Disclaimer: The views expressed below are probably shared by most of the staff here at Shopping Cart Disco but I can’t say for sure so don’t assume it) Dear Slapnuts, Your shit is still broken assholes. And we’re not talking about new broken shit. We’re talking about shit that has been broken since I’ve started […]

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See this? Stop doing it!

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(Disclaimer: The following viewpoints are this author’s only. They do not reflect the opinions of Shopping Cart Disco, nor are they endorsed by Shopping Cart Disco or the rest of it’s staff unless they tell you so. So if you’re going to lump us all together (and you know exactly who I am talking about) […]

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Star Wars: The Old Republic

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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away….. Episode SWTOR: The New Hope On June 26th 2003 PC Gamers everywhere squealed with joy when Star Wars Galaxies came out. The history of Star Wars as a Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game (MMORPG) goes downhill from there.   Until now that is. On […]