About Dancien

Dancien (or God-Emperor Fabulous as he is known in his native tongue) is just here to point and laugh and tell you when you’re fucking wrong (which is a lot by the way). He is also waiting for the mothership to come back and pick him up. He enjoys long walks on the beach, critiquing pornography, kicking cute woodland creatures in the balls and most of all, making you cry.
Also: WU TANG CLAN AIN’T NUTHIN TO FUCK WITH

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SLSecret Week 248

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Ansor Hoorenbeck is a shitty human being.

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Seriously Bro..do you even lift? So there I was, minding my own business after work and being awesome while cruising plurk when I saw this. And I sat there scratching my beard (you are thinking “How does he have a beard? He is Gogo’s alt”) wondering what in the actual fuck. In case you avoid [...]

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It’s Springtime For The German Land Holding Group

This is totally going to end well.

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Challenge Issued

So given the latest spat of bitching and moaning about SL Secrets I did a bit of thinking. And I have decided to issue a challenge so here it is: For many months now, without fail Secrets comes out on Sunday. It is shortly followed by a metric fuckton of crying about how we here [...]

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SL Secret: Week 227

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SLSecret: Week 226

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50 Shades of What the Hell

In which Dancien reviews SL Porn

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SL SECRET: WEEK 207

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Hair Fair for Men Part 1

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I am going to attempt to keep this short and sweet. Overall, I am please with the selection of male hair at Hair Fair this year. Slowly but surely it’s been getting better.   [Colors] 57 (Though the item says 58 in your inventory) Argrace – Straw Fedora Crosby Amacci – Pete

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Generic Fashion Post Title Number A

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  Wearing: Skin - Matthieu Skin Tone C – Entente  Facial Hair – Facial Hair B (Beard Trois) – Entente Hat/Hair – Treasure Hunter Sable – Exile Shirt – Military Shirt Mesh Black – hoorenbeek Pants – Mesh Pants Beige – hoorenbeek Tattoo – Oktober Manifesto Ushuiknik – Garden of Ku Glasses – SCT – GoS [...]

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I got your rebuttal right here buddy

It seems we have to do this from time to time. I don’t know exactly why to be honest. I mean, I have theories about it however. Most of them revolve around the fact that a some people involved in Second Life and blogging community have the mental acuity of a toaster oven. We’ve actually been debating [...]

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Post Title #12

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Wearing -  Skin - Demetris Natural Beard 02 – no.07 (Not sure if they still are open or make skins) Hair - Magnetic (Sable) – ::Exile:: Eyes – Deep Colors Olive – Insufferable Dastard (Men’s Department) Tshirt – Goonies Never Say Die – Cheeseburger (Are they still open? I went looking but could not find them) Shirt – [...]

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Abide

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So I’ve been away from Second Life for awhile. Just felt the need for a break and to recharge my batteries. Also because there is only so much “SL is Broken” a guy can take on a consistent basis. I came back and found out I missed a metric fuckton of shopping. Catching up has [...]

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Update on the BOSL/FFL Fiasco

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Thanks to a post on SLUniverse it has been brought to light that apparently there was/is some connection between FFL and the author of the BOSL article that singled out people who did not blog Fashion for Life. In the blog post titled “When Pigs Fly (at Fashion For Life)”  the author (Harper, who is [...]

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People being assholes, but for charity!

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I am going to keep this brief. 1: BOSL did an article on their Associated SL Press site that was a “Blogger Wall of Shame” for Fashion for Life. The author was a complete douche canoe and for somebody so “heavily into fashion” he can’t take a fucking picture to save his life. The article [...]

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Hey Linden Lab, Fuck you.

(Disclaimer: The views expressed below are probably shared by most of the staff here at Shopping Cart Disco but I can’t say for sure so don’t assume it) Dear Slapnuts, Your shit is still broken assholes. And we’re not talking about new broken shit. We’re talking about shit that has been broken since I’ve started [...]

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See this? Stop doing it!

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(Disclaimer: The following viewpoints are this author’s only. They do not reflect the opinions of Shopping Cart Disco, nor are they endorsed by Shopping Cart Disco or the rest of it’s staff unless they tell you so. So if you’re going to lump us all together (and you know exactly who I am talking about) [...]

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Star Wars: The Old Republic

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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away….. Episode SWTOR: The New Hope On June 26th 2003 PC Gamers everywhere squealed with joy when Star Wars Galaxies came out. The history of Star Wars as a Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game (MMORPG) goes downhill from there.   Until now that is. On [...]

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Vintage Fair for Men Part The First

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So I finally got a chance to head down to the Vintage Fair and was pleasantly surprised by the selection of things for men. Below is one of the outfits I picked up (And a gatcha skybox from there and furniture stuff)   The outfit is called “Teddy Boy” it comes from Starchild Designs and [...]

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Cruise Control

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SHINY

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Shut it Down

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This is Bananas. It is like I died and I didn’t even know it UN….believable. I’ve died. But I have my sunnies. Totally Shut it Down! This is Gogo’s fault   We are wearing: Skin – Jonas 01 Nougat – LAQ Hair – Iron Blonde 1 – *X*plosion Hair Sunglasses – Advantage II – Role [...]

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Long time, No Offense

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Yes I am back…sorta

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APB: Reloaded

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How I learned to stop worrying and shoot people in the face…

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The Flag

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Well hello everybody. Real life has been taking up almost all of my time so it has been awhile since I have been able to post. However, since it is approaching July 4th I thought I would hop on and address some things. It seems that a great many of you decided to celebrate Independence Day by [...]

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Immersion Therapy

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So it was suggested by one Gabby Panacek (yes, blame her) that I get over a certain phobia of mine by becoming that which creeps me the hell out.. You see…ever since I was but a small Cookie of Doom I have had a phobia that could not be explained. Dolls creep me out.. I [...]

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