SL Secret, Week 58
Posted on 13. Sep, 2009 by Tenshi Vielle in Digital Life, SLsecret
Welcome to SL Secret, Week 58
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Darkley
Sep 13th, 2009
1) totally agree
2) Toast?
3) I have no idea, someone help
4) agreed although not about Peter Pan, leave im out of it
5) Yep, lots of people justify that they have no friends based on something, rather than their poisonous personality
6) !
7) Loads of this kinda crap going on right now
Cajsa
Sep 13th, 2009
Hmm, I suppose the images on 2 and 3 are supposed to clue us to the identity of the person being slammed, but I have to say I find it very tasteless and offensive to use the portrait of the late Ladybird Johnson this way.
Xiomara Mendes
Sep 13th, 2009
Well, someone sounds jealous of Tiny Bird! #3, y u h8in?
James Schwarz
Sep 13th, 2009
These secrets are lame.
OMGWTF Barbecue
Sep 13th, 2009
these aren't secrets. we all know Autumn is a whore.
EmleighWestland
Sep 13th, 2009
I'm with James. Laaaame.
KateyCoppola
Sep 13th, 2009
@1 If that's a snipe at graphics designers who create business logos, hi5 you for not getting it. It's not a 600×450 picture with words, it's business identity. Your profile picture? That's not art, it's just a 100×100 with a face on it.
@2 Grow a pair, it's the internets, there's lots of people in it
@3 I love herrrr <3 Reminds me to go see if she released those pigtails yet! Ty for making her money!
@4 Second life has also fucked up the following things: owning a pet, getting pregnant and buying designer shoes. Not all of these things involve getting smeared in spunk, but whatev.
@5 whut
@6 When you sign up to second life, do you really lose your self respect? Cos wow, seems like a lot of people lost it somewhere along the way.
@7 haaaaaa win. Should have added a giant copyright symbol on the corner, then PS'd it out really badly
moomoney
Sep 13th, 2009
How long did it take #4, who is so sick of people ruining their favorite fairy tale, to find a picture of Alice covered in spunk? Methinks maybe it was a good idea they ruined it for you, sicko.
scd
Sep 13th, 2009
LOL
CyclicGearz
Sep 13th, 2009
Slow week this week I guess? We have needy, bitchy, whiny, catty, snipy, surly and jealous. It's like the seven dwarves up in here!
Sileny
Sep 13th, 2009
You almost made me spit out my cookies and milk from laughter with his comment!
Winter
Sep 13th, 2009
I am really… REALLY hoping number 3 is completely unrelated to whom I suspect it is. Or that the submitter has a great hiding spot.
God damnit, where's the swearing plurk smiley?
OMGWTF Barbecue
Sep 13th, 2009
katey – #1 is about an art exhibit by Kasabian Beck. there was an article on SCD about it i think, but i'm too lazy to look.
KateyCoppola
Sep 13th, 2009
Oh, ty! Yeah I read the article, just completely missed the point of that secret. Guess I wrongly assumed people would be over that exhibit by now? haha
Thanks again!
NachoMom
Sep 13th, 2009
I dont get why things are removed. IS this that done to create some faux heir of importance for the asshat who submitted it? You should leave them up if you post em, no exceptions.
As for calling the Secrets lame this week….They are about the same quality as they always are. You do the math.
Stella
Sep 13th, 2009
I think they're removed because it's impossible to know who every coded secret is referencing when they're put here. It's not until they're told after the fact and explained that they probably get removed.
KateyCoppola
Sep 13th, 2009
#3 was pointless, not-remotely-vague fap. It's in the (very few) SCD rules that the secrets can't directly identify people, and that they can be removed on request.
Cajsa
Sep 13th, 2009
I saw it and recognized the painting…but maybe because I did recognize the painting, who it was aimed at went totally over my head. Now I feel dense.
Stella
Sep 13th, 2009
Blah on all of these…too bad I missed #3.
Betty Boo
Sep 13th, 2009
I second NachoMom – primarily since she said "asshat" lol
Otherwise… *yawn*
Tesa Jewell
Sep 13th, 2009
Well I am glad I missed number 3 from who I gather it was about because she is a great person, talented artist and my friend. She would probably help you if you needed it without a 2nd thought because that is how she is, so take your insecurity, jealousy & hate and get lost.
Stella
Sep 13th, 2009
are you responding to someone?
Wrenja
Sep 13th, 2009
man I always miss something on SL Secret :[
and more people need to do what #6 is saying, poor people :[
SRS BSNSS
Sep 13th, 2009
LOL @ #4. Welcome to the internet, you must be new here. Would you like a guided tour?
Emerald Wynn
Sep 13th, 2009
ROFL @ No. 4. AMEN!
Aisuru Rieko
Sep 13th, 2009
aw, I still like Alice and I'm still willing to wank on her a little more.
need glasses?
Sep 13th, 2009
I cant even read what number 5 says.
Mama Cat
Sep 14th, 2009
Is hoping number 4 isn't a lame potshot at the recent event this past week. I know some of the designers who worked on the sim and the event,and they are the sweetest most giving group of people I know.
If you don't like it don't go.I have to agree with Cyclic catty indeed.
myvegancookbook
Sep 14th, 2009
# 6 made me laugh cause I so needed someone to tell me that already.
myvegancookbook
Sep 14th, 2009
And yeah, # 5 is about me. lol What's funnier is I'm getting blamed for the latest drama when it wasn't me. There have been things I've done to create drama that I could have been justifiably blamed for but this isn't one of them. Whatever people want to believe, I'm over it. All this manufactured outrage is beyond silly. And the fact that you would bother to put it in graphic form as a Slecret speaks VOLUMES about YOU doesn't it? Oh by the way, nice self portrait on that graphic dude. : O
Kasabian Beck
Sep 14th, 2009
lol @ wrong dimensions in #1
Bella Baroque
Sep 14th, 2009
I'm also glad I missed #3. She's one of my favorite slookers on the grid, a truly genuine and kind person. So sad how evil people can be when driven by jealousy. Oh, and #4, if you want to get pissed off some more, go get some of my FREE Tim Burton "Alice in Wonderland" inspired poses from Olive Juice here: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Carmina/93/180/1506 ! (plug plug plug) People can't be all that sick of Alice, I give away about 200 a day on Xstreet. *shrugs*
gidge
Sep 15th, 2009
And to think I almost forgot to go in and read secrets after being out of town a few days. I think they are as much fun as any other week. Now I'm going to go take a shower to get the image of that Alice covered in Jizz off me.
Francois Ghost
Sep 15th, 2009
@#5
KANYE WEST DOESN'T CARE ABOUT MINOTAURS
anon
Sep 16th, 2009
you win at comments XD
myvegancookbook
Sep 16th, 2009
Minotaur is a half man/bull creature. Pictured in #5 is a centaur. There's a difference :::cries a little::: There's…. A DIFFERENCE. lol
xSars Mornington
Sep 17th, 2009
Hai! I'm interested in buying #1. It just speaks to me. Can I get that framed and delivered to my inventory?
Sneeze
Oct 16th, 2009
#1 – over my head.
#2 – He's probably avoiding you – get obsessed on something that will pay off instead.
#4 – So true, & hilarious pic if a bit gross.
#5 – No idea who. I think someone should be friend enough to tell him to his face, though.
#6 – Should be part of every newbie kit. (using "them" I guess instead of "him.") So many jerks in SL waiting to play with hearts and they are SO not worth a single second of time.
#7 – ??